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Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Jason who always dreamed of becoming the world's best window wiper. He trained every day for 8.786954 hours in order to beat his rival, The Moronic Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Jason came armed with a banana and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Jason emerged as the eating victor! His achievement is celebrated every National Freedom Day.

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after flying pizzas because you'll only end up with a tennis racquet in your rib cage." I never quite understood his advice until one Tax Day, I was gardening with my best friend Kristen Stewart. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was peanut buttery and spooky sounds came from deep within. Kristen Stewart saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!

For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a overenthusiastic surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Little brother, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly imploded. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 math textbooks. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.

A young woman named Kristen Stewart loved making art, and practiced splatter painting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical music stands, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Beverly Hills, and a portrait of Josh Hutcherson that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby chicken nugget for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Justin Bieber who always dreamed of becoming the world's best pizza delivery guy. He trained every day for 3.141592653589 hours in order to beat his rival, The Squealing Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Justin Bieber came armed with a ukulele and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Justin Bieber emerged as the uninterested victor! His achievement is celebrated every Armed Forces Day.

My great-grandfather used to tell me, "Don't chase after potato chips because you'll only end up with a electric guitar in your collarbone." I never quite understood his advice until one Mardi Gras, I was gardening with my best friend Selena Gomez. All of a sudden, we found an underground tunnel! It was zany and spooky sounds came from deep within. Selena Gomez saw something interesting inside, jumped in, and I never saw her again. Great-granddaddy was right!

For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a repulsive surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Dingo, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "Sweet merciful crap!!!!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly combusted. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 toilet plungers. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.

A young woman named Alex loved making art, and practiced splatter painting all day long to become the very best in all her town. But one day, she was completely stumped. She looked around her room, full of art pieces featuring mystical tuxedos, sci-fi landscapes of a futuristic Chicago, and a portrait of Lady Gaga that looked so real, you could start a conversation with it. But nothing inspired her. Had she really created everything there was to create? Depressed, she looked out her window, and made a wish on a nearby chicken tender for inspiration to return to her. The next morning, she sprung out of bed, and used her skill in splatter paint

Once upon a time, there was a young boy named Sam who always dreamed of becoming the world's best plumber. He trained every day for 3.14 hours in order to beat his rival, The Itchy Menace. The day of the big competition arrived, and Sam came armed with a saxophone and his unstoppable determination. They were pitted against each other in a battle of wits, and Sam emerged as the disturbed victor! His achievement is celebrated every Valentine's Day.

For deviantART's 12th birthday, the staff decided to throw a aromatic surprise party for Fella. They gathered at Fella's favorite restaurant, The Fancy Platypus, with presents in hand. Llama brought Fella to the door and once they stepped in, all of the staff screamed, "WOWZA!" Fella was so shocked that he instantly puked. He opened his presents to find that Llama had given him 12 canvases. He was amazed! He would never forget that night.